But what good does that do you?
My tastes are my own, and probably very different from yours. And since I have no qualifications, the only way to make my otherwise pointless pastry thoughts useful to you is to provide a reference point.
Here you will find all the things I've reviewed, organized by rating.
5 out of 5 (The Favorites)
~Ivy Bakery's Banana Square: 5/6/10
~Ivy Bakery's Apple Square: 3/1/10
~Conti's: Mele Cotte al Vino Bianco 1/25/10
~Recipe: Almond Crescents: 1/15/10
~Welch's Fruit Snacks: 11/17/09
4 out of 5 (The Loved)
~Baskin-Robbins America's Birthday Cake Ice Cream: 7/23/10
~Ivy Bakery's Blueberry Muffin: 3/1/10
~Cupcake Pebbles: 2/10/10
~Recipe: Lucy's Apple Pie (Mine!) 11/12/09
~Donut Pub: Red Velvet Donut: 11/10/09
~Recipe: Magnolia's Sweet Potato Pie: 10/30/09
3 out of 5 (The Solid)
~Revisiting Little Cakes in Whitestone: 7 Cupcakes: 5/28/10
~Ivy bakery: 5/6/10
~Recipe: Irish Car Bomb Cupcakes: 3/19/10
~Christmas Goodies: Entenmann's Holiday Crescents: 2/17/10
~Little Cakes in Whitestone: Six Cupcakes: 1/28/10
~Recipe: Magnolia's Apple Pecan Quick-Bread: 12/29/09
~Holiday Party at Stuffed Artisan Cannolis: Three Mini Cannolis: 12/14/09
~Riesterer Bakery's linzer tart: 11/13/09
~Kyotofu: Three Mini Cupcakes: 10/19/09
2 out of 5 (The Mediocre)
~Green Tea & Green Tea Cherry Blossom Kit Kats: 8/23/2011
~La Dolce Via: 8/25/10
~Salerno Pastry Cafe: 7/2/10
~Cinnabon Cupcakes: 2/22/10
~Yoplait Light Red Velvet Cake Yogurt: 2/18/10
~Burger King Funnel Cake Fries: 1/11/10
~Recipe: PJ's Cinnamon Swirl Bread: 1/11/10
~Recipe: Jack o' Lantern Cupcakes: Crazy About Cupcakes: 10/30/09
1 out of 5 (The Crappy)
~Lindt Petits Desserts: 2/2/11
~G n' I Kosher Bakery: Assorted Cookies: 12/20/09
~Pasticceria Amore: Assorted Pastries: 12/18/09
~Recipe: Beet Red Velvet Cake 12/9/09
~Tiramisu from Cavaleri's Pizza Market: 11/24/09
~Apple Donuts from Dunkin Donuts: 11/20/09
~The Witches Brew: Apple Crumb Pie: 11/5/09
~Pasticceria Bruno: 10/25/09
1/2 out of 5 (The Damned)
~Christmas Goodies: Friendly's Peppermint Stick Roll: 2/17/10
~Christmas Goodies: Demel's Gingerbread Cookies: 2/17/10
~Recipe: Pecan Sandies: 12/29/09
~Godiva Biscuits: 12/16/09
